Fruity Oaty Bar T-Shirt

Created by the Blue Sun Corporation, this delicious snack is most likely made from artificial proteins and flavorings due to the scarcity of fresh produce. The advertisement for the bars features a catchy jingle and was used by the authoritarian Alliance government to transmit a subliminal message designed to trigger River Tam after her escape from their experiments. If you have no idea what any of this means, our model Sacha would be happy to explain Firefly and Serenity to you. He is available on Tuesdays, after 6pm.